your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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