Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Randomize
