Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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