so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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