i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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