You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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