is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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