The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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