The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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