I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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