I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize
