I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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