3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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