i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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