He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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