she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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