tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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