So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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