in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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