i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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