hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I am in a vortex of obligation.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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