Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
