He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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