I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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