Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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