so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Someone signed my nipple.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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