Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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