i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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