Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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