Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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