i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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