I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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