You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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