can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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