i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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