I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Randomize
