people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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