guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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