once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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