I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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