Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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