Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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