just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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