It's Friday. Sex?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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