i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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