i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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