i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
