yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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