Your face is a jimmy john
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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