so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
How naked do you want me to be?
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